Monster Bells!

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
(new words by Prof. Fred Hopkins)

Monster bells, Monster bells
Piercing through the night!
Igor’s having so much fun,
Giving everyone a fright!

Monster bells, Monster bells,
I think we’d better stop.
The Wolfman’s shedding all over the place,
And Dracula just bit a cop!

Bridge:
Riding with the monsters,
No one’s getting cold.
The mummy’s getting tired,
But he is 3,000 years old!

Frankenstein’s monster’s feeling grand
He’s got a bride with lots of vim.
But we can’t find The Invisible Man,
‘Cause no one can see him!

Repeat Verses 1 & 2